Friday, July 06, 2007

Apples & Wine


(sent to me by Brewier)

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of
falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the
ground that aren't as good, but they are easy to get. The apples at the
top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right person to come along, the one who is
brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men....men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to
women to stomp the sh** out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.

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