Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Woe is Me.

Thats kind of how I felt this morning. Not even my morning walk with Rebecca could perk me up, I've just been feeling so down. I ate some breakfast, had my tea then showered. I felt so wiped out after my shower that I put on my bathrobe and crawled back into bed and dozed for an hour. I never do that. I willed myself to get up and dressed, and no sooner had I dne that, then Lisa called and asked me to lunch. We went to Hot Dog Heaven and it was even nice enough to sit outside.....I started perking up. We went to visit Megan at work then went to Ulta to look at makeup.....always a fun thing to do. Thanks Lisa!
While I was Chamberlins Megan showed me a product line they carry called Enjoy Life Foods. I'm so excited! Snack food for people with food allergies that actually tastes good! So far I've bought the snack bars, two kinds of cookies and onion bagels. The only problem is I want to eat it all!! Must practice self control.
This I copied straight off my brothers blog. It had me rolling with laughter:)

How To Shower Like a Woman:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it’s clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

How To Shower Like a Man:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the ‘woo-woo’ sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the ‘woo-woo’ sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.

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