Friday, February 03, 2006

A Present?

While talking to a friend this morning, she told me about a visit to her ob/gyn when she was very pregnant. She went to use the bathroom, but realized when finished that there wasn't any toilet paper. Ever prepared, she grabed a tissue out of her purse, used it and went into her exam. As she lay there in all her glory the doctor comes in to do the exam. He reaches towards her but instead of starting the exam he pulls some green stamps off of her, holds them up and asks, "A present for me?" Apparently they had first been stuck to her tissue.

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